Posts Tagged ‘avant-garde’
MY MONEY AND MY MOUTH
Unfortunately, being an artist in Los Angeles is incompatible with being anything but a liberal. If you tell someone that you’re in favor of the death penalty or that you’re dubious of climate change or that you have a mad crush on Ben Carson they look at you as if you’re a day too late on your meds.
Most of my ‘friends’ lean further left than Lenin and those who don’t flutter somewhere between Noam Chomsky and Hugo Chávez.
It’s funny how all my ambitious artist pals never tire of fantasizing about art fairs and auction houses. These very same socialists would trade a kidney for the privilege of having their work sell for six-figures at Gagosian or Pace. When they’re not comparing the Republican Party to a blood-sucking scurvy they’re calculating their chances of entering the secondary art market.
I suppose it’s fairly easy to be a leftist when you’re broke but what’s difficult is maintaining a political position consistent with your professional aspirations. Put more plainly, I never met an artist who didn’t want to get rich.
Why else would they enter a vocation where the primary objective is to produce hand-made, one-of-a-kind luxury items?
Well, I admit it! I enjoy the finer things and I don’t appreciate the welfare cheating pacifists who would recycle soiled toilet tissue if there were a bin in the bathroom. I’m proud that I’m in the business of making lovely pictures for an upper-crust clientele. Frankly, I want the same lifestyle that my collectors enjoy and I will do anything that it takes to achieve that goal!
It’s no secret how I feel and so among my colleagues I’m either treated like an idiot or like a leper.
And hey … Am I the only one out there that thinks Scott Walker is cute??